Elwin's Life

A little attempt at self-amusement after some mild mugging and general douchebaggery that I am trying to forget.

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Yes, bitches abound

We all know one. Or rather, more than one. With the world being increasingly populated with bitches, life can be quite a, well, bitch. And the term bitch can be quite misleading, since the best bitches are often guys. (Edit: I concede that I was wrong. Looks like the best bitches are actually inanimate, such as the Physics PT to name an example) When an uninvited and unwarranted judgement of you is passed publicly, you know you just got bitched. Such open and loud bitching seeking attention often happens, and I am no stranger to bitch-victimisation. Quite easily, this overwhelming bitchery consumes the bitch and besides his/her fake personality you are left with concentrated bitch. This corrosive bitchness can often manifest in real life, but online platforms like Facebook are also popular bitching outlets. In fact, bitchfests occur anywhere there's a bitch, and that means everywhere.

So... why do bitches exist

Quite bitchingly obvious, most bitches suffer from an inferiority complex, which can be quite a bitch, I would know. The aforementioned inferiority complex stems from a bitch event. It could be due to being a bitch victim and therefore feeling the need to displace this seed of bitchery. On bitchier cases, this sometimes involves severe abuse, which is the next level of bitch. Or simply, feeling inadequate and therefore, the need to trample on others and thus, bitch.

Bitchy levels of envy and ego brew over time to become a full blown bitch. These nasty bitches feel the need to bitch anyone they see. It is ironic the topic of bitching really is unimportant, just an opportunity for a bitch to bitch. It is the bitch's bitchy need to scathingly judge other people and emotionally scar them, which really is the less bitchy way to say bitch.

How then do we deal with a bitch

Well, if I truly knew how to bitch a bitch, I wouldn't be bitching on my blog now. However, the viperous toxins a bitch's foul mouth harbours are often too bitchy for even the most respectable limits of human tolerance. The detestable title of a bitch has to be earned.

Nonetheless, I try.

1. The easiest way to win a bitch war is to avoid it. That's right, avoid bitches at all costs.
2. If you need to engage in verbal jousting with the bitch, avoid bitching. Trust me, you can't outbitch a professional bitch.
3. When bitched, ignore the bitch. The bitch is after attention and I know I am giving copious amounts of it, but whatever. Last time, bitches.

Not the most comprehensive strategy, and definitely insufficient to deal with a bitch. But it helps.

Conclusion

My bitchiest post yet. Your dismal bitching is not worth my time. Get off your high bitch, bitches. Bitch please. By trying to bitch and drag me down, it only serves to highlight the bitchingly obvious, that I am above you, disgusting bitch. Wallow in self-pity or go seek another bitch victim, bitches.

Bitch off.

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Wow that was fun.