Elwin's Life

dumping grounds

2011-05-31T08:21:00.001-07:00

The post below was supposed the last post apparently, but this wasn't suitable for Wordpress either, so.

FUCK YOU GPP.

That is all.

elwinslife.wordpress.com

2011-03-20T04:37:00.000-07:00

OK!

Before I put up the link for my new blog (although I am pretty sure if you had any brains you would have guessed the URL by then), which should be on the first week of April if I still remember, I will just spew all my incoherent thoughts here as some sort of farewell.

So, first thing that comes to my mind would probably be my ex-class, and although to be fair 4E was a nice class on the whole, but in my opinion was fucked up. Still, I love it anyway lol. Probably no better way to do it than by listing everyone out, index roll style. Recall?

Just that perhaps instead of one-liners I could ship entire paragraphs on paragraphs to everyone. Oh my god, tedious. Since I figured no one's going to read this blog ever again, I decided I could be as truthful as possible, haha.

(Random side note: OMG I just realised how childish I was two years ago LOL, reading all that bullshit from my first few posts)

Anyway~

Wei Shuen - Probably a huge honour to have had someone perceptive as you in the same class. If anything, quite possibly kept me sane through the past two years lol. There's always comfort in knowing that you are not alone, and I figured 'Thank god, I am not the only weird and fucked up person around!'.

Not that weird is a bad thing. Hardly. In fact I consider weird people blessed. At least in the not-so-weird weird sense, not the fucked-up/retarded weird sense. I am not even sure if I am making any sense, but yes lol. Maybe I was trying to drive at the point that individuality was, is and always will be a good thing. I thank you for that.

Lu Chen - As if 4E weren't full of incompatible personalities already. But it doesn't take a genius to realise that you were someone really intelligent, or maybe just because I could tell we somewhat shared outlooks on life. Definitely a very warm and approachable person. I am sorry I don't have much to say, but that's because I don't really know you well, sadly. Still, I wish you a great life ahead.

Chai Xun - I have to say that your company is one of the most enjoyable I have known yet despite the sore lack of common topics for conversation, likely because you are the most (note how rarely I use superlatives in a serious manner) genuine person in 4E, and that is one huge plus. In a pretty messed up world like this it is always good to meet someone truthful.

The award presentation video for some nonsense best boy prize or something on Facebook was hilarious. Nonetheless, history repeats itself, doesn't it? All the best, and don't ever forget me. (:

Kevin - You probably won't be surprised to hear this at all since you have to be aware that everyone is, but I am jealous of you, bahaha. It's really amusing how you had all the Vietnamese girls swoon over you during the OIPs, gosh. I guess jealousy is a really base human feeling that even cynical fucktards like me aren't immune from lol. Underlying that would have to be your undeniable charisma, no questions. Stay popular and stay true to yourself. Success will come your way.

Chee Jun - The most reserved person yet, but very obviously possessing a mind full of insight. I am not trying to impose any ideals of mine or whatever, but it's probably time you opened up and be more cheerful. To be honest this is really funny-sounding coming from me LOL, but yes. All the best.

Terence - Our first encounter, prior to everyone else in 4E, was in OBS and even till today, I am SO~ fucking glad that you were in my group. If at least for the food which you so kindly set aside for me upon knowing I am a vegetarian (lol, mushroom soup), but no. I saw an Edward in you really early on, and I wasn't wrong in a bit. Funny how liking by association comes so naturally.

There is so much else to say, I think I will leave it for two years later. Yes, once again thank god you are in my class. What an unexpected surprise, and a very pleasant one at that. I thank you for being.

Teun Yee - Quite easily one of the smartest (yes, by our intelligent/smart classification and all the pseudo-philosophical nonsense we would argue over) people, even if on the acerbic (sometimes!) side. The best part though probably is how we think on the same wavelength, and that pretty much never happens with anyone else.

It is all too amusing how I come to appreciate the really different (I just cannot find a word) conversations we have. Somehow our paths crossed again, and this time round in a positive light. By that I meant through a CCA which I finally can enjoy and attend without that ominous feeling of burden that gym always has. Anyway, see you around. We have much to bitch about lol.

Chua Yu Xuan - It was always hard for me to associate with you, not that I made an effort of any sort. I mentioned somewhere up there something about incompatible personalities haha, but still, I am glad to have known you, for whatever reason I don't know. Again, sorry for this post being so short, I am sorry I don't know you that well. Anyway, all the best.

Dexter - I am sorry if this is looking insincere, but. It was always hard for me to associate with you, not that I made an effort of any sort. I mentioned somewhere up there something about incompatible personalities haha, but still, I am glad to have known you, for whatever reason I don't know. Again, sorry for this post being so short, I am sorry I don't know you that well. Anyway, all the best. I still mean it, even if copypasta.

Felix - What a lovable person, always trying to cheer everyone up. I was under the impression that humility, academic success and good looks were a 'Choose two' kind of thing. Naw. Being the Holden Caulfield I am, my 'phony' radar was always there, but it just never bleeped for you. Perhaps you are too kind for your own good. Then it would be a contradiction to say that isn't necessarily bad, but whatever. My pleasure to have known someone like you. May all the chicks be with you, bahaha.

Yun Feng - Here's where the goods lie, people. Someone of such depth I am unable to comprehend. Our interactions were minimal, so I cannot conclude much. I wish you a good life.

Pawa - Oh gosh. I don't even know how to begin. A friend of a different kind, I think. My ability to express myself is very limited. Personally, in Sec 3, I thought you were some messed up person. Interestingly, this first impression didn't change at all LOL. But when we started sitting next to each other in Sec 4, I realised maybe our worldviews weren't too different.

In either case, very glad to have the ever-reliable and consistent assembly ponning partner alongside Son. It's actually quite evident you have a brain contrary to what you say, which you probably refuse to use. Anyway, excel your 'A' levels. Good luck.

This gets really tiring after a while. I still have got Econs (which really is a synonym for common sense) tutorials left rotting in my room. TBC.

Justin - It's unfortunate that we never really had the chance to know each other better. Despite that, it was clear as day that you are a really nice person. Truly sorry I don't have anything else to say, so I hope you (continue to?) enjoy you stay in Singapore and score well for your exams.

Ken - Mr. high-achiever, really happy to have had someone to share to disgusting designation of genius, so the half the burden of questions was shipped to you. LOL, just kidding. I still like you anyway, for different reasons. I suppose I could always relate to you. In fact I kind of saw myself in you, but that's sort of retarded, so never mind. It was always nice to have a conversation with you even though we didn't really much to talk about. I am not going to bother wishing you good luck in your life since you won't be needing it anyway haha. May success be with you.

Samuel - Nice to have been your classmate, even though we never talked. But that probably is a good thing lol, since I am such a sinner by the Bible's standards. God bless.

Jun Kiat - Till now, I am really unable to figure out your behaviour. It's really hard to reach a consensus (with myself, see how screwed up I am?) when you are as nice as you are fucked up, you see. No offence. But take comfort in the fact that you are still not as fucked up as I am. In either case, I hope you enjoy your next two years in RI, which in my opinion isn't too hard given your op heck of a class.

Sang Ju - While not the most agreeable person (bahaha, I don't mean it in a negative sense, I find most people like that anyway, so that's my problem), I thank you for your extraversion, since I never take the initiative in talking to people. It was good to have that energy which pretty much kept the class from feeling like a cemetery. All the best for your life, and stay happy!

Alvin - Alvin! I hope the meaning of 'I am really happy to be in your class...' doesn't get diluted over so many repetitions, but. I am so glad you were in 4E, much less need I belabour the fact I am really happy I could sit next to you for the later half of the year. School life went from bleak and boring to not-so-bleak and not-so-boring (I was hesitating whether I should use 'interesting', but that would be such a blatant lie, since school is never interesting).

I really have to thank you for engaging my brain (otherwise it would be busy undergoing atrophy) with random trivia and epic videos, even if some of these videos were plain disturbing, haha. All the best!

Kang Jie - The embodiment of all things good, quite literally. I don't think anyone is going to dispute you are the most humble, responsible, accountable, approachable, ad infinitum lol. It was a memorable experience being a classmate of yours. You will get far in life.

Anh - Stay cool, peace out.

Jason - I apologise if my insensitive words have ever offended you, although I always made sure you weren't in hearing range anyway. Regardless, sorry for my immaturity. Good luck in JC.

Reynard - To be perfectly honest, I regret that our friendship was not what it could have been. Nevertheless, I wish you a great life ahead.

Nathan - While we have known each other for a short period of time, we have had a fruitful time together. All the best in your life.

Roy - It is an extreme pity the English lexicon is so sorely limited I am unable to ever accurately articulate what I feel, besides a bear hug, but that isn't exactly English. It was amusing to witness that metamorphosis from someone happy-go-lucky (remember all the countless pointless DotA games where we would just waste each other's time away for the sake of itself) to one of the most driven people I have seen in my life and being rewarded with a splendid GPA. I am happy for you. But this is a pretty superficial view, I suppose.

On a more intimate level, I thank you for being such a great friend. Even though I never really approached you for anything, I knew I could approach you whenever I needed to, and that's good enough for me lol. Perhaps it was mentally tiring to put up with my little emo drought, but -.- it isn't as if I was at any point in time a truly happy and content person. I will miss you so sorely (I already am at the time of writing this post in fact) sigh. Since success is of high value to you, I sincerely wish you all the best, it's the least I can do for you (except shipping questions to me amirite? lol jk). Apologies for being so remiss, these two paras are unable to do you justice. Thank you for gracing my life.

Tan Yu Xuan - Also in 12S06A, it's a fixed meeling thing. Despite the exhibitionist that you are (which imho is really obnoxious, but who am I to judge), I recognise you are a very nice person. I suppose I will postpone this difficult business to 2 years later, haha.

T.Kam - I didn't know you that well, so all I can offer are my well wishes. Good luck in everything you do.

Son - I will consider writing something if you pay up. :@ Sigh, see you around.

Hubert - Thank you for always so reliable! We have known each other since forever and from day 1 (maybe year 1, but whatever) it was an open secret you are the nicest person around. Since the end of 4E marked the end of our interactions for the most part, I guess I just have to say, stay the nice person you are. The world loves you.

Brendan - Perhaps it's my sentimentality or whatever, but in the deep recesses of my mind I recall the stupid rectangular note you made in one of those bubble periods. I mean, really. Thank you lol. I don't even know how to express my gratitude.

So that concludes my barrage of I don't know what.

Originally I intended this post to be a really comprehensive reflection upon the past 4 or, at least, 2 years, but as always I lost the motivation halfway. Sorry to disappoint, but my new blog is slated to be infinitely more interesting and sophisticated, so ship yourselves there.

In sum, the past two years were a really memorable period of my life, perhaps the most emotionally volatile period of my life but, it is in misery that one finds happiness all the more enjoyable. This blog will always hold a special place in my heart, and one day when I grow up and look back, this will be my time capsule, the only link for me to my former self. As such, I am leaving this blog alone and not ship it for deletion. Perhaps if you need a primary source of idiocy and immaturity just tune in any time.

By virtue of the fact you have read all the way here, I love you. From the bottom of my empty heart. Lol.

With lots of love signing off on my last post ever on this beloved blog,

Elwin.

P.S. My new blog over at WordPress is a work in progress and will be worked on over the next few months. Do be patient while I develop content over the empty posts.

updates

2011-03-10T07:20:00.001-08:00

I will do some quick updates on my life as well as finally post my stuff soon. So lazy to even blog nowadays.

End of march, I promise!

jump ship

2010-12-08T21:52:00.001-08:00

Mmhmm, this blog will be missed sorely.

But before I go, I will write a real lengthy post. A tribute to 4E. I don't want to look irresponsible for just neglecting this blog without any notice.

Give me time. Lots of it. The holidays are making me a sloth.

Hope to see all of you soon.

As for cablegate, I will see what I can do. I have to vent my feelings about it on somewhere, though.

DAVID ARCHULETA

2010-11-15T08:42:00.001-08:00

For the second time in my life, I was reminded why I became a fan of David.

(Oh I am doing away with the retarded ¬¬ sign, they look retarded.)

This post will be a long post, and rightfull

y so, because he deserves it (and more, really).

Meh, sorry that it has been like a week since I got back to this post, but my feeble mind and human mind succumbs too easily to the irresistible allure of PD QQ threads.

Anyway that day I woke at like 3 (am, mind you) since I could barely sleep from all the anticipation and excitement. Spent the next eight hours just playing all of David's songs repeatedly, for fear of forgetting the lyrics of any song he may be singing at the showcase.

Then the real fun starts.

The whole thing actually starts at 5.30 but me being the fanboy I am decided to go there two whole hours early. Obviously, such a splendid idea could only come from a fangirl.

The invite admitted two, so I asked someone from DASG to come along. So when she suggested that we meet by 3 at Orchard it was like a snap call. From there we took a cab to Zouk, like holy shit I am a minor that legally entered a club.

So, I was thinking, hell yeah we're gonna be first!

Nope.

I counted 17 people who were there before us, and perhaps unsurprisingly I was the only guy there so early. Which was totally awkward. I don't see how I can make almost 3 hours of waiting sound exciting...

Around 5pm, as you can see the queue is crazy long, it stretched like one whole road and back.

so... while I was waiting, I was just staring around and it was quite amusing, all the fangirls. Firstly, I never knew David had such charisma towards the Malay group (ok fine I am a guy, I should stfu) but really, 30% were Malays. Also quite interestingly, a lot of them were sporting really lol shirts, like 'I (heart) David James Archuleta' or some cheesy picture of him.

Even more extreme was this girl, I figure 11 years old, in front of me. She came with her mom (LOLWUTWTF?) who was carrying three placards which corny stuff written on it. Jeez.

One more observation, which I am embarrassed to admit, is the gender ratio. For the area around me, it was like 15?:1. Heavily outnumbered. For obvious reasons, it kept on decreasing until a decent 3:2. You could figure which gender is which.

Nearer to the start of the showcase, some media people came. Some funny journalist from New Paper interviewed some fangirls and failed obviously. She asked like, 'What do you like about David?' and almost everyone wi

thin range of hearing started screaming. I could swear they were on the verge of hyperventilating. Quite a lol.

Irrelevant details aside...

The door opened and everyone went crazy, me included. After getting our tickets checked, all of us RUSHED right into the club without really knowing where it's gonna be for fear of being left behind. Thank god me and Sheryl managed to secure like the second row. That means barely two metres away from the stage. Oh god.

Unfortunately, Singapore never does ANYTHING right, and they got the muttons at midnight dudes from 987 come and host the show. Which was quite a disaster if you asked me.

Lambs.

Ah the third Caucasian guy on the left is named Alfredo Herz. Cool humble dude. He was sitting there before anything happened and all of us were like wtf is he doing. Then he said he was David's guitarist and I just went omg. Just when I thought it couldn't any better.

RULES:

1) NO HATIN'

2) NO FLAMIN'

3) NO TROLLIN'

And, suspend all personal (dis)belief(s) regarding my sexual orientation as for now. Of course I am straight.

Btw I am really sorry for the horrible filming. At times I even put it on the wrong orientation. But forgive me.

With that (in chronological order),

-Elevator-

OH MY GOD MY HEART JUST MELTED. I WAS THAT CLOSE TO HIM.

You could gauge by the damn screams how crazy the fangirls were.

And that little dance he does when he sings 'Elevator goes up, elevator come down, and you just go with the flow~'

Such charm is illegal.

The audience interaction was cheesy on hindsight, but oh my god it was so hilarious. As you could tell by the way he divided the crowd, I was right in the centre. Vantage. (:

Ahhhh~ I could ramble on about how amazing that was, but later on.

The minirose he got from a fangirl was lol.

[Here he told us the inspiration for Elevator, which was exactly what happens at the start of the song. I mean, what a cute dream lol.]

-The Other Side Of Down-

That giggle.

And he dances yet again at the start of the chorus! It really is ridiculous how such actions coming from a completely random stranger could fill me with so much joy.

On the other side of down~

[After he completes this song, someone from the audience shouted 'What is the other side of down?' David was kinda stumped by that, then said it has to up, I guess. Normally when someone says something so overwhelming retarded, I would just roll my eyes. But, exceptions. It's just so adorable when he cracks lame jokes.]

-My Kind Of Perfect-

Oh, this one. LOL

If you had to watch one video from all these, it HAS to be this one.

'Aww~, thank you!' OH MY GOD. Shit I love the fangirls. And when David said 'what do you look for in a girl', all hell broke loose ggwp. Totally funny.

'Marry me' was pretty hilarious lol.

And the way he tries to divert attention away by trash talking about shirts, oh man.

And also, apparently the way he plays the keyboard is romantic, all the girls just degened into this symphony of fangirlism.

On to actual stuff, his vocals were so strong for this song. It is so amazing that someone who has endured vocal cord paralysis could come so far. And he is only a few years older than us. A true role model for everyone. I could only dream of being half as successful when I retire. Some people just have it all lol.

ONE VERY INTERESTING THING TO NOTE WAS 5:29. YOU COULD HEAR A GUY VERY CLEARLY SAY 'DAVID, YOU ARE MY KIND OF PERFECT.' So fk'ed omg.

But yes, this guy is perfect. Mr. Gay was speaking the truth after all.

[You have absolutely no idea how privileged I feel for being the first audience he has performed this beautiful song to.]

HIS MIND GOT READ LIKE A BOOK.

-Crush-

You could tell how excited I was by the violent vibration of my phone. I was literally shaking and jumping for joy.

I know it's impossible to materialise his voice into the sorely limited vocabulary of English, so I won't try. But, pay attention to 2:48 and he holds the note. Quite obviously my camera shook again lol. Ah~

I love how he is always such a tease, always going slow then showing his vocal prowess later on in the song. Lol.

The crowd's disappointment when David said there was only one more song was D:

[Love.]

-Something 'Bout Love-

I thought he wouldn't be able to best his performance on My Kind Of Perfect. Big boo boo. I am just crazily in love with his falsetto. The sickeningly high range that this songs requires, one wouldn't expect a live singer to hit it all. Nope.

'I love you Singapore.'

We love you too.

[And he talked a little more to us, and he left. NOO]

Meh.

I still have TONS of photos I took of him, but shan't whore it all over here for the sake of my image.

Anyway, absolutely mind blowing night, even though my videos definitely fail to bring the mood and atmosphere of the entire night along. Sigh.

And oh yes.

A level of adorability almost on David's level. Close enough.

You know, I feel really really guilty for having lagged out on David. But never mind. I am a fast learner, never will commit the same mistake twice.

Archuleta fanboyism imo tbc

Lots of love, world. Good night.

praise the system

2010-11-15T08:36:00.000-08:00

Really not going to bother with blogging on the prelims, EOY or O levels.

(Partially because the feelings are no longer as intense that they aren't worth blogging anymore, not to say they are worthy of blogging anyway D:)

Just ship me a >B3. Tyvm.

(y)

2010-11-15T08:35:00.001-08:00

Alright, enough random stuff about music and our generation's almost exclusive pathological YouTube. I am infected and I am loving it. However, there's one thing that is really getting on my nerves.

Thumbs up if you agree that thumbs up whores are stupid. Oh man.

How many of them can spell correctly? I keep seeing variants like thumps or tumbs as if they were actually intended. I am not even talking about grammar here, insult to mankind's intelligence imo. Seriously how insecure do you have to be to actively seek the approval of random strangers on the internet.

And of course, this travesty does not manifest only in the form of 'thumbs up if you agree', although it is the predominant one. There are three other recurring successful themes I see in highest rated comments nowadays, two of which are built upon the monstrosity of YouTube's newly revamped rating system.

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Number one, we have the 'OMG THE BEST PART OF THIS SONG IS 0:01-x:xx!', where x:xx is the length of the song/video/whatever. I mean, oh fucking please. And obviously, as the unbounded capabilities of human imagination would dictate, there are alternatives. There's the 'I hate this song except for 0:01-x:xx' or 'This song sucks from x:xx+1'. Loladonkaroflaments.

Number two, 'x people are Justin Bieber fans!' FUCK! As much as Beebur is hateworthy, we don't actually need to see his name everywhere, contrary to popular/teensy girls' belief. Moreover, we could deduce for ourselves the number of dislikes by hovering our cursor over the lame ass bar thing, whatever it's called. This type of thumbs up whoring comment also appears in the following forms: 'I need x bullets', 'x people missed the like button', etc. It is also customary to add a smiley face behind, to further add another layer of fail, like this: 'How can anyone hate this song :( ... 69 people missed the like button! :D' s :) c :) r :) e :) w :) o :) f :) f

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Obviously, there will be the real elaborate ones, featuring the mom and son conversation. I am not going bother forcing myself to live the horrible experience of creating such a fake and artificial comment, so I'm just gonna ship it.

mom: "where are you going son?"

me:"to kill 57 haters"

mom: "how are you doing it"

me: "i have 3793 freinds to back up me"

mom "ok dont be late for dinner!" XD

Seriously? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY INTERNET.

And bring back the 5-star rating system, not a lame ass dichotomy which encourages so many spazz retards cumming all over YouTube with their ever-original comments.

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Speaking of online comments, check this out.

'See more... See more... See more...

People on Facebook are not even competent enough to copy and paste a piece of chain mail.'

Yes.

Probably will never sign up for an fb a/c after seeing this.

life, ldo

2010-11-13T13:15:00.001-08:00

Segmentation!

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Expand your playlists with some tasteful music!

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My sincerest apologies to an imaginary audience (and/or/it's the same thing) myself for this long hiatus from blogging. I just lacked the mood, d

espite quite a lot of content to donkeyspew about.

Random things and thoughts.

Tyler Ward is seriously the damn bomb. I mean, just listen to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEYbv0qyavU

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbgD8l6E-Bs

and the list isn't even anywhere near exhaustive, in both senses being more covers which school the original singer and many other such artistes. There's Mike Tompkins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjCLQaTFXx0) who is like every girl's teenage dream, there's Ahmir (just about anything really) with like the sickest vocals ever and my new idol Cobus Potgieter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=073MVAwUUo0, RAW TALENT BABY) whose videos can shame any drummer. Shit, I want his surname.

Edit: LET ME BE YOUR SON COBUS.

So I was thinking, WTF? Life is so unfair. ): It's like, so much talent in these few guys. Vocals, looks and girls. Any Tyler Ward video has comments of girls readily flinging themselves at him. However a graver injustice would be how Justin Bieber was 'discovered' instead of these people. This world is a funny place.

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CELEBRITY CRUSHES ARE SO PAINFUL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9-TRVbhkE&ob=av2e

It is quite possible to fall in love with someone over YouTube I guess. They hurt because you know you will never ever meet them though. Lol.

Lights is like the damn shit now. The female equivalent of Owl City, and that is one heck of a compliment. Extremely cool and cute MV concept and well, she's pretty hot. The vocals are kickass too.
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Rezpeckt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlJ69byR3w

Seriously though, wicked cool. Their Telephone and Bulletproof covers are pretty darn cool, but I like this one the most. Pretty hard to imagine how such popsy songs are able to become such beautiful pieces of art. You can almost feel the words and emotions. Too bad they don't have more videos, I would love to hear something like Teenage Dream. (I keep on making references to this song cos I just love it to death lol)

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I also got hooked onto some Pendulum music, although their screamo stuff does turn me off. Still. Their sexiest tune I can call right off the bat is Crush (never is it matching up to Archie though). I am torn between Watercolour or Witchcraft. Most others I heard felt like bullshit to me, but who am I to judge lol.

Edit: I was wrong. The Island part one is easily Immersion's best.

top of the world, madafakaz

2010-11-12T09:07:00.000-08:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATS UP BITCHES I AM MEETING DAVID ARCHULETA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU HUBERT

Will post pics if I get any.

And meh no motivation to continue that long post. Some other time.

kpoplolkpoplolkpoplol

2010-10-29T03:19:00.000-07:00

Gee Gee Gee

Oh Oh Oh

Run Run Run

Hoot Hoot Hoot

WHAZ NEXT BETCHES?

Hopefully I will complete my previous post.

2010-09-18T20:56:00.000-07:00

I am in misery, and only Maroon 5 can comfort me.

Sigh.

mediocrity

2010-09-08T08:42:00.000-07:00

BULLSHIT PURGING IN PROCESS.

a coital correlation

2010-08-21T20:30:00.000-07:00

A brief respite from my English essay.

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http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php

Lol, damn it.

Actually, very very very true imo. However, I could instantly think of a few exceptions which would fit into the supposed 29.7%. Of course, I am assuming the RI population has an IQ of >110, which very well may be an extremely false and foolish assumption, given the stupidity of some people in RI. Nonetheless, my definition of intelligent isn't that loose, yet. I can imagine many people engaging in sex actually.

Seems like intelligence is no longer the way to go, as attractiveness (also defined as masculinity, much to my lol-ness) is now the trait of Darwinian fitness. I would like to highlight an extremely disheartening and depressing line in the report: "Each additional point of IQ increased the odds of virginity by 2.7% for males and 1.7% for females."

So fucked? (Ignore the subtle self-ego. I don't know, it's a tradeoff for a sex life lol.) Edit: Naturally, a sex life would not encompass masturbation or pornography here. Otherwise I would suppose most/all intelligent people possess prolific sex lives.

Ok people, after the EOY craze, TIME TO HIT THE GYM.

Maybe not.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bieber

2010-08-14T19:56:00.000-07:00

Check this out.

Respect for the Governor.

bitches

2010-08-13T03:47:00.000-07:00

A little attempt at self-amusement after some mild mugging and general douchebaggery that I am trying to forget.

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Yes, bitches abound

We all know one. Or rather, more than one. With the world being increasingly populated with bitches, life can be quite a, well, bitch. And the term bitch can be quite misleading, since the best bitches are often guys. (Edit: I concede that I was wrong. Looks like the best bitches are actually inanimate, such as the Physics PT to name an example) When an uninvited and unwarranted judgement of you is passed publicly, you know you just got bitched. Such open and loud bitching seeking attention often happens, and I am no stranger to bitch-victimisation. Quite easily, this overwhelming bitchery consumes the bitch and besides his/her fake personality you are left with concentrated bitch. This corrosive bitchness can often manifest in real life, but online platforms like Facebook are also popular bitching outlets. In fact, bitchfests occur anywhere there's a bitch, and that means everywhere.

So... why do bitches exist

Quite bitchingly obvious, most bitches suffer from an inferiority complex, which can be quite a bitch, I would know. The aforementioned inferiority complex stems from a bitch event. It could be due to being a bitch victim and therefore feeling the need to displace this seed of bitchery. On bitchier cases, this sometimes involves severe abuse, which is the next level of bitch. Or simply, feeling inadequate and therefore, the need to trample on others and thus, bitch.

Bitchy levels of envy and ego brew over time to become a full blown bitch. These nasty bitches feel the need to bitch anyone they see. It is ironic the topic of bitching really is unimportant, just an opportunity for a bitch to bitch. It is the bitch's bitchy need to scathingly judge other people and emotionally scar them, which really is the less bitchy way to say bitch.

How then do we deal with a bitch

Well, if I truly knew how to bitch a bitch, I wouldn't be bitching on my blog now. However, the viperous toxins a bitch's foul mouth harbours are often too bitchy for even the most respectable limits of human tolerance. The detestable title of a bitch has to be earned.

Nonetheless, I try.

The easiest way to win a bitch war is to avoid it. That's right, avoid bitches at all costs.
If you need to engage in verbal jousting with the bitch, avoid bitching. Trust me, you can't outbitch a professional bitch.
When bitched, ignore the bitch. The bitch is after attention and I know I am giving copious amounts of it, but whatever. Last time, bitches.

Not the most comprehensive strategy, and definitely insufficient to deal with a bitch. But it helps.

Conclusion

My bitchiest post yet. Your dismal bitching is not worth my time. Get off your high bitch, bitches. Bitch please. By trying to bitch and drag me down, it only serves to highlight the bitchingly obvious, that I am above you, disgusting bitch. Wallow in self-pity or go seek another bitch victim, bitches.

Bitch off.

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Wow that was fun.

fail

2010-08-12T06:59:00.000-07:00

Jesus. I LOVE fails, myself included. Still.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzjdEGtmlo&feature=channel

Guess Asian porn isn't a niche market anymore.

Senator debate? We have got some master debators here!

Damn I just love how he realises he was getting filmed and then lowers the screen lol.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woCCTm5m3qY&feature=related

Backdoor much.

Lulz.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdvHBJbTAS4&feature=channel

Uhm, LOL! FAIL.

Punching bag > boy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c80UDpv2NA&feature=related

Yes, I know. It's an epileptic orgasm.

Imagine her doing anal.

Lol.

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Sigh. I am so bored.

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OMG!

http://www.amazon.com/Chords-Strength-Memoir-Power-Perseverance/dp/0451230183

SHIP IT AMAZON YOU DONK.

cooler

2010-08-08T00:03:00.001-07:00

I know it's so old, but just never fails to make me lol.

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Any score whore kind enough to take screenshots of the online Bio quizzes before I try them? Tyvm.

showcase portfolio?

2010-08-03T07:09:00.000-07:00

FUCK IT.

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Diminishing marginal utility?

GAME THEORY FTW. I SHALL NOW SLEEP.

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"This also shows that regardless of subject, we always have the ability to reflect upon ourselves and seek improvement, moving one step closer to the ever-elusive end of perfection."

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE.

THIS IS A SIN.

shoutout

2010-08-01T07:03:00.000-07:00

So... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

filler

2010-08-01T06:53:00.001-07:00

Filler post. Saving for the 100th, God knows what.

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Time to use a not-so-milestone post.

Actually, I realised the supposed 100th post is nowhere near the 100th post. Well, at least when we factor in all the posts I deleted. That's, well, a lot.

Lol.

Not that I have any intention of recalling what they were about. Still.

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Today was like a time warp.

TBC? IDK.

Putting the whore in camwhore.

resolve

2010-07-31T07:25:00.000-07:00

It's been so long since I ever posted anything of substantial length, plus I am bored. I will do my best.

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Ear infection is getting really bad. My left ear is like throbbing, not in pain but in this weird ticklish sensation. Even worse, it's leaking this really weird liquid. Shit.

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On to what matters. I believe it's about time I go into KK mode, I want to see how well I can perform. Hopefully I don't get cracked! As much as it seems impossible, I am going for a >3.85. Note the lack of an equal sign. THAT'S RIGHT.

As for why KK and not AA, all I believe and all I've known was my ability to achieve whatever I want to if I put in my all. That's what my parents taught me anyway. I don't want to have this delusion shattered anytime soon. Wait till the A levels, lol.

And why not QQ? Well, the pun asides, bitches always get cracked. Right?

Now, to achieve such insane grades, of course I have to take drastic steps to rape the EOYs. I really don't want to, but here we go:

- No more free flow of dota (90 minutes caps on weekdays, 3 hours on weekends)
- A maximum of 5 hours after-school poker per week, to be scaled with time
- Mandatory revision for at least an hour a day, omg I am new to this
- Planning and prioritisation of all subjects along with revision plans, based on GP
- Creation of mugnotes for all muggable subjects, for maximum mugging madness

All this, to be in effect from Aug 13 onwards. GG! I declare this legally binding.

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Speaking of dota, Icefrog is really screwing up. 4 new extremely imbalanced heroes? I could rant at length about the severe injustice, but most people won't get me anyway. And not just that, he had to shove the nerfstick up existing heroes' poor asses.

Bring back 6.67c thanks.

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The showcase portfolio is tilting me. I really have no idea what to do, since there wasn't even any task sheet. What are we even supposed to do? I am clueless as hell. The English department should seriously consider giving us concrete instructions. I mean, you can't expect us to do something when we don't even know what this something is. God.

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To say the least, I am quite depressed. Is it just me? Yea it's just me. But hell, no matter how hard I try, I just cannot dispel this feeling of loss. It gets really funny when I feel like that, well knowing I never truly had it in the first place. Perhaps it's my own form of possessiveness, but when you talk about being possessive, nothing gets better than this. I don't even show it.

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I just realised this is the 98th post. So....

logic

2010-07-28T08:08:00.000-07:00

Game theory never got so interesting.

http://euclid.trentu.ca/math/bz/pirates_gold.pdf

And I am stuck between deciding which is the limiting reactant: willpower or inability.

liberation

2010-07-27T00:06:00.000-07:00

GUESS WHO'S DONE WITH ORAL DEFENCE, BITCHES!

yum

2010-07-24T07:25:00.001-07:00

Oh my god ice cream cakes are the sex.

MOAR BIRTHDAYS PL0X.

terminal

2010-07-23T07:54:00.000-07:00

Oh shit it's anal defense.

I would probably get it up the ass next Tuesday.

WELL PLAYED MUCH?

politics

2010-07-22T06:19:00.001-07:00

Beauty.

air

2010-07-21T06:58:00.000-07:00

I will tell you on my balls, I have never ever done more blatant lying in my (short, punfest) life.

THAT'S RIGHT, BIATCHES!

Today, I wrote my testimonial. FML.

Essentially, a bucketload of bullshit lied right through my teeth.

inexplicable

2010-07-19T05:32:00.000-07:00

It's making me seethe with jealousy and the worst part is, I don't even know why it is provoking such a reaction. I mean, I try my best not to show it at all.

I could swear it was my lifeblood.

pipe dreams

2010-07-17T07:22:00.001-07:00

Stereotypical as shit, but interesting anyway.

styx

2010-07-14T07:42:00.001-07:00

In the spirit of math (and boredom, of course), I shall attempt to quantify my life in secondary school thus far.

Speaking of math, the AA was hilarious. But anyway.

y = |tan x| (pi > x > 0)

I assume you can imagine for yourself the scale of the x-axis. Lol.

fever

2010-07-11T07:49:00.000-07:00

The soccer fever is tilting me.

But someday, conceivably, I may be cheering for the World Cup.

Well, in fact, I already am. Not like I actually give a damn about what goes on, but if it gives me an extra day of holiday and let everyone else look on in envy, why not?

AHAHAHAHAHAHASHDSHSAHFSAHFLKAJRHGLKJSAHGHAPOKERPOKERPOKERSLKJWHZLRWHBO

Then again, it all comes back to haunt us as makeup lessons.

Whatever.

brb

2010-07-10T06:42:00.001-07:00

No real content to offer, but wanted to blog anyway.

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And no, not to be blasphemous or offensive, but this is gold.

Lol.

jesus. lord. save me.

2010-07-04T08:36:00.000-07:00

Pain in the ass?

REDEFINED.

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Melody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk49gxS2L8

Good if you got the reference, if not, ignorance is bliss. :)

misery

2010-07-03T09:29:00.000-07:00

NEW MAROON 5 (sometimes it feels like Maroon 1, but whatever) SONG, BITCHES!

Idk, hilariously amusing video?

But hot girl, somewhat at least.

I was really tempted to say Adam Levine is one lucky guy, but, lol.

discrepancy much?

2010-07-01T06:55:00.000-07:00

Lol thanks Alvin.

Bad Romance - 236,951,726 views as of time of blogging
Baby - 223,565,961 views (I know it will only grow, I know -.-)

Validation - 3,729,793 views

What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk980jV7Ao

Judge for yourself. The world needs something like this right now lol.

bye hols

2010-06-27T08:07:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NO MORE LAZING IN AIRCON AND WAKING ONLY IN THE AFTERNOON.

NO MORE MANGA WHORING.

NO MORE OMEGLE CYBERING.

NO MORE DOTA.

NO MORE FREEDOM.

NO MORE NO-LIFING.

WHAT THE FUX?

idiocracy

2010-06-26T05:59:00.001-07:00

Rule of the idiots. I see that all the time.

If you, for any contrived reason, deem yourself to have 2 hours of time you want to kill in our last day of true freedom:

Watch

http://www.tudou.com/playlist/playindex.do?lid=5179361&iid=19906017&cid=22

then

http://www.tudou.com/playlist/playindex.do?lid=5179361&iid=19906855&cid=22

and finally

http://www.tudou.com/playlist/playindex.do?lid=5179361&iid=19906991&cid=22

One word of advice though, avoid watching in front of parents (no nudity or truly offensive stuff, but sure is vulgar not in the bad sense, and parents don't take things like this open-mindedly) and before watching, let all of them buffer for half an hour on different tabs. Meanwhile watch a porno or something. It takes quite some time to load.

Enjoy.

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This is simply epic.

Stranger: Hey.

You: hi

Stranger: Looking for a dominant/bossy/controlling woman. I have yahoo/msn/skype. i’m male , 18.

You: L O L

You: whats wrong with your mum?

joke

2010-06-20T08:14:00.000-07:00

LOL!

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left"?
Because black people have no rights.

LOL!

Omg that's so mean.

If there's one thing I learnt, always blog in a single sitting. I always lose the motivation to continue.

degen

2010-06-19T08:03:00.001-07:00

Yes it's official. I am a degenerate!

Lol, spewing is a joy on its own I suppose. I just had a sudden urge to blog.

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Let's start with Karate Kid. It's probably the feel-good movie of this month, then again I have seen so little movies (last one being Iron Man 2, I know I am deprived) recently that any judgement is unrepresentative. Still.

And yes, early for the movie, you can really see interesting things on sale. Like how Absolute Comics retails Twilight merchandise and there was this shirtless figurine of Taylor Lautner. I rolled my eyes when I saw it. (Of course, it doesn't end just there. You know those fricken irritating commercials at the start of a movie? There he is again. I am like, doesn't this guy own a shirt? And what's so interesting about a girl choosing between bestiality and necrophilia.)

I was kinda pessimistic entering the cinema, considering that I view violence as vulgar. After all, what are we supposed to expect from a movie titled 'Karate Kid'? Somehow, in my indifference, I was absorbed into the character (sparing the excessive ego that even Jaden Smith can display, looks like ego is an inherited trait) and I found myself screaming 'Fuck yeah, bitch!' in my heart when he owned the other guy. However, a lot of it was really far-fetched and overly symbolistic for my liking, but I am fine.

I don't know. It was good, I guess.

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New case! It's beyond retarded, trust me, but I like it. It's green, it's silicon and it's free!

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A little too not over my crush on David Archuleta, heh. You know, for a moment it died down and I felt impassive towards David, but now my craze is reignited all over again. Not as outward as at the start of Sec 3 of course. You know, the times where I would hoard albums of his, use them to decorate my table in school, got a poster of him then touted it like a good luck charm during tests and when playing poker too, went to the radio station and had a really brief convo with him (for that moment, I felt like the happiest guy on Earth), attended his public showcase at Iluma and went crazy like a fangirl (I saw two girls I knew there and the three of us went INSANE when he sang Touch My Hand, till now I can still feel that intense sensation lol), got a copy of the album autographed and all that.

Man, come to think of it, it is pretty embarrassing for a guy, is it not.

But my shuffle played on Crush (I very rarely listen to music nowadays, pop culture lol-ing asides) and suddenly the force of it all hit me lol. Now I have to cycle through his album once before I sleep. Ahhh.

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I never ever thought I would be a manga reader, since anime and Jap culture weren't my stuff at all. But now I am addicted to this manga series (for the love of onemanga XD) called Liar Game. I know, it sounds really retarded and starts off way too slow for my liking. But the comic speeds up and is simply awesome. (You know it is when a skeptic like me is hooked)

But, a warning. Do NOT even think about starting if you aren't half-free as me. Because it's like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.

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Finally, for your sadistic pleasures, how I went bust on Full BS Poker for the countless'th time:

Full Tilt Poker Game #21726455750: Table Woodward (6 max) - $0.01/$0.02 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:29:59 ET - 2010/06/19
Seat 1: binlyn ($2.45)
Seat 2: GoldbloodDS ($2)
Seat 3: rafaello12345 ($3.81)
Seat 4: simelwin ($3.03)
Seat 5: hap4eto ($1.66)
Seat 6: ultrarazzl ($0.51)
binlyn posts the small blind of $0.01
GoldbloodDS posts the big blind of $0.02
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to simelwin [Ah Tc]
rafaello12345 folds
simelwin raises to $0.07
hap4eto folds
ultrarazzl calls $0.07
binlyn calls $0.06
GoldbloodDS folds
GoldbloodDS adds $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Td Ad 7s]
binlyn bets $0.02
simelwin raises to $0.13
ultrarazzl calls $0.13
binlyn calls $0.11
*** TURN *** [Td Ad 7s] [Qs]
binlyn checks
simelwin bets $0.29
ultrarazzl calls $0.29
binlyn raises to $2.25, and is all in
simelwin raises to $2.83, and is all in
ultrarazzl calls $0.02, and is all in
simelwin shows [Ah Tc]
ultrarazzl shows [6d Kd]
binlyn shows [Qh As]
Uncalled bet of $0.58 returned to simelwin
*** RIVER *** [Td Ad 7s Qs] [Js]
simelwin shows two pair, Aces and Tens
binlyn shows two pair, Aces and Queens
binlyn wins the side pot ($3.62) with two pair, Aces and Queens
ultrarazzl shows a straight, Ace high
ultrarazzl wins the main pot ($1.45) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.43 Main pot $1.55. Side pot $3.88. | Rake $0.36
Board: [Td Ad 7s Qs Js]
Seat 1: binlyn (small blind) showed [Qh As] and won ($3.62) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: GoldbloodDS (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: rafaello12345 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: simelwin showed [Ah Tc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 5: hap4eto didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ultrarazzl (button) showed [6d Kd] and won ($1.45) with a straight, Ace high

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:(

blergh

2010-06-12T08:23:00.001-07:00

Guess cashing was a fantasy lol.

Busted at 19th in a 45-player SnG 26-dollar buyin.

And couldn't even print screen cos' Full BS Poker closes your fricken table when the tourney is over.

Full Tilt Poker Game #21559537202: $24 + $2 Sit & Go (166314696), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:15:51 ET - 2010/06/12
Seat 1: DaBigPoopa (3,430)
Seat 3: REDDMANN1 (5,975)
Seat 4: CrazzyGringo (1,685)
Seat 5: kuhnny1274 (7,770)
Seat 7: simelwin (3,060)
Seat 9: maxxpe (3,025)
simelwin posts the small blind of 50
maxxpe posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to simelwin [Qs Ac]
DaBigPoopa folds
REDDMANN1 folds
CrazzyGringo raises to 1,685, and is all in
kuhnny1274 folds
simelwin raises to 3,060, and is all in
maxxpe folds
simelwin shows [Qs Ac]
CrazzyGringo shows [Ah Th]
Uncalled bet of 1,375 returned to simelwin
*** FLOP *** [4h 4c 2s]
*** TURN *** [4h 4c 2s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [4h 4c 2s 3d] [5s]
simelwin shows a straight, Five high
CrazzyGringo shows a straight, Five high
simelwin ties for the pot (1,735) with a straight, Five high
CrazzyGringo ties for the pot (1,735) with a straight, Five high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,470 | Rake 0
Board: [4h 4c 2s 3d 5s]
Seat 1: DaBigPoopa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: REDDMANN1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: CrazzyGringo showed [Ah Th] and won (1,735) with a straight, Five high
Seat 5: kuhnny1274 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: simelwin (small blind) showed [Qs Ac] and won (1,735) with a straight, Five high
Seat 9: maxxpe (big blind) folded before the Flop

And of course, fold equity = 0 against fricken donks.

Full Tilt Poker Game #21559599739: $24 + $2 Sit & Go (166314696), Table 1 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:19:38 ET - 2010/06/12
Seat 1: DaBigPoopa (3,450)
Seat 3: REDDMANN1 (5,975)
Seat 4: CrazzyGringo (1,555)
Seat 5: kuhnny1274 (7,650)
Seat 7: simelwin (2,940)
Seat 9: maxxpe (3,375)
kuhnny1274 posts the small blind of 60
simelwin posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to simelwin [Th Qs]
maxxpe folds
DaBigPoopa folds
REDDMANN1 raises to 420
CrazzyGringo folds
kuhnny1274 folds
simelwin raises to 2,940, and is all in
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
REDDMANN1 calls 2,520
RETARD ALERT
simelwin shows [Th Qs]
REDDMANN1 shows [As 7c]
*** FLOP *** [9c Ad 4c]
*** TURN *** [9c Ad 4c] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9c Ad 4c 2c] [Ac]
simelwin shows a pair of Aces
REDDMANN1 shows a flush, Ace high
REDDMANN1 wins the pot (5,940) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,940 | Rake 0
Board: [9c Ad 4c 2c Ac]
Seat 1: DaBigPoopa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: REDDMANN1 showed [As 7c] and won (5,940) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: CrazzyGringo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: kuhnny1274 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: simelwin (big blind) showed [Th Qs] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: maxxpe didn't bet (folded)

Never mind, I was the underdog anyway. Couldn't hit 44% to save my ass. -.-

Farewell, Full Tilt. :(

Guess I wasn't meant for poker lol.

gambler's high

2010-06-12T07:13:00.000-07:00

I am throwing in all my money on one sit and go.

Mind you, my entire bankroll.

But before I do that, wish me luck.

Be sure to witness Elwin go busto in an hour or so.

I will print screen the hand I go bust.

WISH ME LUCK!

alejandro?

2010-06-10T06:49:00.001-07:00

Damn, Eminem is cool. Not many artistes can have songs that debut at 1.

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If there was one thing that I hated about Lady Gaga, it would be her insatiable craving for attention.

But recently, another reason has surfaced and has only got more ludicrous along with her appetite for attention.

In chronological order:
Just Dance - Incoherent video, but not violating the social standards of decency (rather, normalcy)
Poker Face - Pushing the limits, but definitely fine
Eh, Eh - I love this song actually, it's kinda cute and the ONLY normal MV
LoveGame - Simply ridiculous, but condoned since it was a first time
Paparazzi - A repeat offender, NSFW content
Bad Romance - A recalcitrant video with disgustingly false pretense of high art
(Video Phone) - Lmao trippy
Telephone - Hell, I got sick of Lady Gaga already and dismissed the poor taste as simply 'gaga'

Then there was the end-game boss. Of course, judging by the trend with the anomaly of Eh, Eh, the next one will only get worse.

Please, no. I cannot imagine what will succeed the incumbent.

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Honestly, I had absolutely no intention of watching the Alejandro video until the MSN Today feature fired up and I saw Katy Perry slamming her for it as 'blasphemy'. And in my mind I was like thinking, 'Holy shit what on earth did this media whore conjure to create such a reaction?'

So I searched Alejandro on YouTube half expecting a Vevo-sponsored video WITH AN AGE RESTRICTION attached to it. Nope, easy access.

(Then again, which normal 14-year-old would say no? It's like the forbidden fruit, just that all you need is an account.)

When buffering, I saw the length of the video to be around 9 minutes. Then I wondered, isn't the song only 4 minutes long? I concluded, since it was the same for Telephone and a smaller extent Bad Romance, figure it's just her wanting more face time. Attention seeking much lol.

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The first thing that flashed on the screen was:

GAGA

Really, is there a limit to your narcissism?

And oh the horror! A guy half naked dressed in stockings? I call sexual confusion/transvestite on this one. Either that, or money.

And oh the horror! It wasn't just one, but many men leather-clad, just like how I would imagine the prelude to a gay BDSM porno would be. Then comes a retardedly effeminate choreography of these guys, all stripped to almost nothing. -.-

Then the slut finally makes an appearance with her unsurprisingly shocking (there's no such thing as an oxymoron in Gagaland) costumes, in this case a piece of dumb headwear with two receptacles for the eyes and protrusions making her look like Medusa.

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I will skip to the part where she actually starts singing to save myself the effort of narrating a long and pointless portion of fillers, face time and faggish whorism on Gaga's part.

To summarise the first 2.5 minutes, she looks ugly. And I mean, ugly.

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"You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico?"

Wtf? Is this supposed to be? She not only does not make sense. Meanwhile, a gay orgy is developing as she mindlessly chants the random name Alejandro, which really should be spelt Alehandro ffs.

Then there is a sudden transition to her wearing this red overall holding prayer beads. Now I know where this is going given Katy Perry's comments.

AND HOLY FUCK!

Another random transition into this extremely disturbing (too mild, I need a stronger word yet invented) sadomasochistic scene. Guess my prediction about the BDSM wasn't any wrong. Then the men started having fun contorting their bodies in awkward positions. Just watching it would make you feel like a sinner.

Vanilla sex never felt more vanilla.

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She proceeds to insult Christian and Catholic faiths by using explicit imagery with religious symbols. And she eats the rosaries. And don a cross on her pussy. I am an atheist and I am deeply offended by this blasphemous act.

Just imagine how a devout would feel.

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Like any other Gaga video, it sports bizarre outfits, say a bra with extensions of guns.

And the video climaxes into a celebration of homoerotic manifestation. A dozen sexually deprived men yearning.

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Well, I am no subscriber to the Illuminati or Satanism bullshit, but the Gaga apologists need to realise that this time, the line has been crossed.

Even delinquency has limits.

nobody is worth your tears. the ones who are will not make you cry.

2010-06-07T07:33:00.000-07:00

What a quote.

And very inspirational.

Thank you.

cusp of busto

2010-06-07T05:05:00.000-07:00

Yeah, bankroll is teetering near zero and this happens.

Dealer: Hand #21432952503
Dealer: kgraff77 posts the small blind of $0.01
Dealer: link_d3vl posts the big blind of $0.02
Dealer: You have been dealt [Kh Ac]
Dealer: Richyboy UK folds
Dealer: simelwin raises to $0.08
Dealer: jarko1 raises to $0.47, and is all in
Dealer: ajmarsl2008 folds
Dealer: elensar99 folds
Dealer: grenka666 folds
Dealer: Budak5 folds
Dealer: kgraff77 folds
Dealer: link_d3vl folds
Dealer: simelwin calls $0.39
Dealer: jarko1 shows [Kd Qd]
Dealer: simelwin shows [Kh Ac]
Dealer: The flop is [8h 4s Jd]
Dealer: The turn is [3d]
Dealer: The river is [2d]
Dealer: jarko1 shows a flush, King high
Dealer: simelwin shows Ace King high
Dealer: jarko1 wins the pot ($0.91) with a flush, King high
jarko1: lol

Just saying I love FTP lol.

omeglefest

2010-06-06T08:42:00.001-07:00

Just an example of one of the few things which can happen.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hy

You: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: trans

Stranger: ouuuh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL.

I never fail to get a kick out of it.

But, today I was drew into a bomb.

Stranger: wanna trade nudes?
You: yes
Stranger: ok msn?
You: redalertcraze@gmail.com

(AND NO I AM NOT A PERVERT. CLEON DID ME IN.)

So, I was told this stranger is a guy under the impression that I am a girl.

And 10 seconds later, I GOT AN INVITE.

I WAS LIKE, LOL!

I wwent to Google Images and tried to search for a pic of a webcam girl in haste. Then I sent it to him, which he said was nice. (Yeah, the girl was rather hot) After which, I demanded a picture of him naked and masturbating (HEY I AM NOT GAY, IT WAS PART OF THE AGREEMENT).

butta says (23:33):
im trying
Elwin says (23:33):
k
try hard
if possible
i want to see a big cock and cum

Soon enough, I got what I asked for.

After which, I promptly closed the window, blocked dear butta and deleted him once and for all.

And that's all for Elwin's misadventures on Omegle. (:

Till next time, folks!

just for lulz

2010-06-03T23:12:00.000-07:00

A hat seller, on waking from a nap under a tree, found that a group of monkeys had taken all his hats to the top of the tree. In exasperation he took off his own hat and flung it to the ground. The monkeys, known for their imitative urge, hurled down the hats, which the hat seller promptly collected.

Half a century later, his grandson, also a hat seller, set down his wares under the same tree for a nap. On waking, he was dismayed to discover that monkeys had taken all his hats to the treetop. Then he remembered his grandfather's story, so he threw his own hat to the ground. But, mysteriously, none of the monkeys threw any hats, and only one monkey came down. It took the hat on the ground firmly in hand, walked up to the hat seller, gave him a slap and said, "You think only you have a grandfather?"

¬¬

Lol.

misconception

2010-06-01T22:42:00.001-07:00

Lol.

I was under the impression/illusion that invisibility is a superpower.

Then I figured superpowers aren't supposed to make you feel like a pos.

Lalala.

parallels

2010-05-29T08:32:00.000-07:00

As with poker, life is strikingly similar.

¬¬

It's pretty zero-sum imo.

Of course, there's a rake: women.

Everything is driven by personal gain, ldo.

The weak get bullied. (Grammatical subtlety ftw)

Situations often change so quickly, as with fortunes in NL.

There are always people out there who wield deceit and dishonesty.

Not surprisingly, multiway pots are so much more complex than heads-up.

And ultimately, life is a game of incomplete information, just like any form of poker.

However, that does not mean we have the right to be a life nit: only one life, gotta live it. (:

¬¬

Lol, forget it. I got so bored, I am just being retarded.

This is one random post I assembled because my innate poker addict was burning to be expressed.

Call my bs lol.

Tomorrow I will assemble a full-fledged post. Hopefully.

god

2010-05-24T02:41:00.001-07:00

Answer my prayer now, damn it.

dependency

2010-05-21T21:48:00.000-07:00

It just sucks when you mean so much to me and I am not even sure what I am to you. Gah.

greenwaving

2010-05-20T05:54:00.000-07:00

Therefore, I am bored.

This is so cute, barring that even dogs cheat in (draw) poker too lol.

unhappy

2010-05-20T01:55:00.000-07:00

Wait, that isn't the right word.

Discontent.

Ah, that sounds nicer.

Sigh. :(

I don't know why lol.

Maybe I do, subconsciously.

Actually I know why.

Argh.

Lol.

One line per paragraph.

Ahhhh.

Save me. D:

wtf?

2010-05-19T07:31:00.000-07:00

You know, 2g1c?

Of course you do. There's no need to spell it all out, too disgusting for my liking.

What about, hmm...

1g1s?
1g1c?

That's guy/screwdriver and guy/cup respectively. Try imagining the infinite possibilities that the same guy's dynamic creativity (talk about sarcasm) allow for with a severely limited number of orifices.

Ouch!

WTF?

WTF??

WTFF?

WTFF??

WWWTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!

I don't know why I am laughing. As if I haven't already done enough in school, not mentioning the extremely perverted nature of such stuff.

Edit: I haven't ACTUALLY watched the vid(s), and I don't intend to JUST yet, but the vivid descriptions which catapulted me into convulsions of laughter and hilarious discussions on forums with LINKS to the clips, that's enough. Maybe one day I will find the balls to finally, you know.

And one more thing, entirely unrelated to the abovementioned.

Hope you love it. (:

End of midyears felt like a non-event lol.

salvation

2010-05-18T04:30:00.001-07:00

Guess god isn't so mean to me after all. (:

butterfly effect

2010-04-26T22:42:00.001-07:00

studioJOHO keeps getting better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZyohuxaZM

Love their interpretation of 'WcDonalds' lol.

Today was downright horrible. Time for 2.4 underwent self-tetration. Thankfully I lucked out 3:1 and didn't have to go for prize presentation.

Heehee.

hippies

2010-04-26T05:43:00.001-07:00

They make me laugh. This.

Ahh. I am bored.

¬¬

It happened again today. That strong compulsion to want to say something, only to arrest it at the mouth. ):

Stop being such a pussy Elwin.

¬¬

OMG this Cyanide & Happiness webcomic is so sad.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1779/

Ah well.

¬¬

Lala, good luck for your mid-years.

terrene

2010-04-25T04:59:00.000-07:00

Perfect word to describe my life. And most others.

Life. Rinse and repeat.

petercoffin

2010-04-22T01:50:00.001-07:00

God I love him.

And this. http://www.explosm.net/comics/1247/.

Lol.

asseveration

2010-04-18T06:47:00.000-07:00

Decided I wandered like an aimless being for long enough.

I promise myself to no longer be unhappy, not that it means I will be happy lol. But still, a good start. You know I realised, loneliness despite being an overwhelmingly negative feeling, is the best for clarity of thought. Free from external influences. But I guess the cons still outweigh the pros. Oo

And to work hard. Yes, you didn't get that wrong. Nothing short of a 3.85, maintain the status quo. That means I am off to rush my Geog essays.

Edit: How could I forget. An A1 for HCL would be great too lol.

But before I go, http://www.boredville.com/32041/What-Happens-After-you-Save-the-Princess. :)

Poker was lovely. Ah well, till after the mid-years then. Cold turkey meanwhile. -.-

Cya. Although I doubt anyone ever comes lol.

fallacy

2010-04-15T07:14:00.000-07:00

With each passing day my faith in the system fades just a little more.

And I am not even thinking about busto with AA on Tilt. (Still, all good things come AA, like Alessandra Ambrosio lol)

But really. I just feel so sad seeing everyone being so happily enslaved by meritocracy. Oh well.

Even pop culture is degenerating to become FUBAR. I was watching the clean version of the Telephone music video. And in my mind I was thinking, this is the 'clean' version? 5 skanky whores dancing about in costumes (if holed fish nets can be considered as costumes) which add no value to the video. Mass homicide. You call that clean? God. What a pollutant of humanity. The only saving grace was probably Beyonce's cleavage, but still, it's horrible. A music video of such disgusting standards isn't something I would expect to garner 26 million hits.

Maybe I am just jealous. I don't know.

But really. I just feel so sad seeing everyone being so happily enslaved by meritocracy. Fantasizing themselves in a Gallardo or MP4-12C while knowing they will probably be salaried for their whole life. I could go on, but I decided I already am enough of a loser.

Never mind. I am just making mindless rants. Lack of anything better to do. Even DotA bores me now.

Just hope I don't go broke tomorrow.

vanilla twilight

2010-04-07T05:52:00.000-07:00

I realised that the format of my blog is becoming Twitter-like. And I decided this was on Blogger and not Twitter for a reason. Guess I will go easy on the one-liners.

So many things have been fettering my mind lately. While I cannot give emphasis on any nor divulge more details, I still must say it.

Insecure would have been the last word I would use to describe myself until nowadays, when I find myself constantly doubting whatever I do. In fact, I thought you would have enough respect for me to at least respect my privacy and right to, I can't find a word, normalcy. Someone kill this paranoia that's brewing within me.

My unproductivity, to the extent of incompetency, has been getting extremely serious lately. I don't even bother taking out my file from my bag. When I reach home, I bathe, eat then laze in front of the computer the whole day losing money on Full Tilt. It's really amusing, I find myself laughing at my former self (the one that actually bothered to read through his notes and think about it) when I know I have become this completely disgusting freak of nature. Heck, a simple look at my past posts sure are revealing of the dead competitive and motivated side of me. My performance was pretty much JJ, now it's 98s, won't be suprised if it degenerates to a 72o sometime soon.

I feel so torn. It's like I can't make everyone that I like happy. And in the process, I am making myself very unhappy too. But I just cannot ignore others for my own self-centred benefit, can I? Sigh, of course I can, but I won't.

I miss everyone for who they were and I guess this statement includes myself. Well, the 'sec 2 to first semester of sec 3' me at least. For some I have been absolutely desensitised, then there are the ones I still feel for (very strongly, I don't know why, I am just hopelessly irrational), and it just sucks when I cannot even communicate with them normally at all. Apparently, my very presence evokes a repulsive unhappiness. I don't know.

And yes, Mich. I know you read this blog, so I am apologising here for my utter insensitivity. Perhaps you really should have agreed when I called. But still, very sorry, I was just really fed up. Do forgive me. I am sure you knew before I called you. Please get back to me on MSN when you see this.

As for losing 85 dollars in the span of one day, I have come to terms with that until my suspicions, which were aroused but didn't seem applicable to my bad beats, were confirmed. Artificial twerp. I mean, if I lost all the way, it wouldn't feel as bad as:

1) Winning 55 bucks in a 15 dollar buy-in 8 handed SnG. (THROUGH SKILL and two lucky coin flips, sorry Bad Sam)

2) Losing all that and more due to miracle/fixed suckouts

God, as much as I love poker, I want to quit it for real. Trust me on this, I am not bullshitting. It has gone too ugly for my liking. Guess I will have to disappoint myself this Friday.

And my parents are such DOUCHE BAGS. Oh my god. D-bags just piss me off and ruin my entire day. Why am I the one paying the price for your fail-ness, for the lack of a better word? I feel as if my birth was such a biological mistake. Heck, even Edwin had enough sense and left early.

My life is in such a mess. And I am in no mood to pick it up.

Gah.

To borrow from one of my favourite songs,
'The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cos' the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.'

What a sweet song. In case you haven't gathered, that's Vanilla Twilight by Owl City. Well, it is exactly how I am feeling like now I suppose, just that my fingers are typing lol and uhm, minus the romantic intentions. Cold nostalgia chills me to the bone. I am at a complete loss how should I treat people. Perhaps it would help if you would stop blowing hot and cold lol. Stick to one, and I won't be offended if we could not be arsed anymore. It was pretty much the state of affairs for a while.

I am stuck in the past. More so than ever. Everyday drags on like a complete bitch. I generally feel dead by the second period. Then I go into zombie-mode. Sigh. Life is so unfair. Then again, who said we were born equals.

Someone like me can almost always find the right word to describe the situation and talk with others without fail. I have somehow lost the ability to converse in meaning and now it would just appear to me as a remnant of the past. Something that exists faintly out there, but no longer within grasp.

Wow. I sure typed a lot of crap. But I sure meant every word of it, even if they may make no sense. This sense of dependency that surrounds my existence is really pissing.

I am living on faith. May tomorrow be better.

zz

2010-04-06T18:20:00.000-07:00

Gah I feel so torn

surfeit

2010-04-03T09:16:00.000-07:00

You know, the Singaporean education system is a royal screwup.

Don't you love how superficial learning in the classroom is? I have absolutely no idea what everyone is scrambling in this self-constructed race for. It is already a wonder why people are placing so much emphasis on having good grades. But what surprises me even more is the degree of mindlessness and idiocy people manifest when faced with such an expectation which really is meaningless.

The pursuit of knowledge has become so warped, from the ideal situation of intellectual people to intelligent people. In fact, not as much of intelligent as rote whores who are not too different from workers in a sweat shop.

Such bullshit occurs to the extent that people actually compromise on the truly important things. I simply feel as if I am missing out on the affection I was so used to. The mercenary side of people come up and we all tend to our own business, rarely dabbling with anyone else unless it is of advantage or value to us. So sick of feeling so fucking functional. Really, when was the last time I ever had a real conversation with the people I truly care about.

But then again, maybe it's just me being a loser. Even god hates me. Aces losing to ace-king for my entire stack. Pretty tragic.

I don't want to revert to what I was at the start of this year. Please, let me find someone who cares, not just someone whom I care for while my bubble hasn't formed back. I guess kindness in a world like this is -EV.

Lol. Funny what difference a year makes.

sigh

2010-04-02T05:55:00.000-07:00

I feel so lonely.

The company of three-outers really don't help too, if you get what I mean.

You know, it's like a part of me inside just died. Not the three-outers, but just my idiotic sentimentality. Sometimes I wish the nostalgia would stop getting to me.

As I lay on my bed staring blankly at the laptop, I can't help but have this sudden wave of sadness sweep over me. Maybe it's just me who experiences these bouts of depression, but I would doubt that. I am just a little more vocal about it. I am really unimpressed by the things that go on.

Maybe it's just me. But don't you miss the times when you could actually take people at face value? Or when friendships (if they can even be called so currently) were so much more intimate and meaningful?

Gah.

Online broll = 28.84 + 7.25

Still a fair bit of equity left in my current 3.50+0.30 super turbo.

Been spamming all the super turbo SnGs. Very profitable, but the roller coaster of varience is pretty bullshittish. All them donks shove ace little and get called when dominated, but suck out anyway. Welcome to Donkville.

For real life, the picture was way bleaker. But then again, I guess we just have to accustom ourselves to backdoor full houses or calling 3/4 pot for five-outers.

Dumdeedum.

2010-04-01T16:52:00.000-07:00

A blog post with no title. I am pretty much speechless lol.

I play so bad, I can't even beat a table with an Indian donk who calls every hand preflop, even if raised to 11 big blinds. Also, I can't beat overbettors who shove all in for six times the pot. Or people who play rag ages.

I should go join all the fish in my blog applet.

donks

2010-03-26T06:01:00.001-07:00

Full Tilt just stinks.

misanthrope

2010-03-09T06:17:00.000-08:00

Wow. Some people are just such fuckers.

And nope, for once not 4E. Lol.

Sigh.

missing you

2010-02-15T02:56:00.000-08:00

When nights are long and friends are few,
I sit by my window and think of you.
A silent prayer and a silent tear,
With all my heart I wished you were here.

Whoosh. Dedicated to my good' ol donk. You know who you are! :D
(Then again, do you know my blog? :S)

false hope

2010-02-09T04:52:00.000-08:00

The only one thing worse than loneliness.

Sigh. Forget it.

Everyone should just sell their soul.

Not that it's worth much anyway.

proxy

2010-02-05T07:57:00.001-08:00

deep recesses

2009-12-31T06:43:00.000-08:00

Hmm, it's about slightly less than an hour before 2010 approaches as of time of starting.

Time to look back at my life and reflect. Love these things.

January: 7/10
I still remember what a nervous colt I was on the first day. Complete wreck. Then turned out our class wasn't that all bad. Hmmph. Can't really recall much that happened on the first month, just that the math teacher was fail, Wong Chiu Chin acted like a bitch for having the whiteboard uncleaned, and yeah, pretty much.

Maybe I know why now. I was the only guy from 2P in 3E. Loneliness is a very strong feeling, eh.

Feb: 8/10
Cool to know people. Things got better, yeah. Nothing much significant, really.

Mar: 7.5/10
Seating arrangement changed. Ah well. Not the way I foresaw it to be, but it's all good. The projects started coming in and school became quite a chore. But still, everything's alright considering what's coming.

Apr: Negative value -.-
Don't get me started. Please. Glad to have the people and poker to help me forget.

May: ??
I don't know. Spillover perhaps. Things get severely impact my school life I guess. But hey, I started this blog at this point in time! Partly to get my mind off things. What I do remember is I got extremely anti-social and hostile here. Do forgive me if I did somehow offend you lol. :(

Jun: 3/10
Definitely a very crappy period. I know, people have called me a douche for this, but in my opinion school > holidays, totally. Sentimental people like me just can't bear to miss people. Even the occasional LAN sessions did not really help out. Depression corresponds with inactivity, for me at least. I so sorely missed everyone then, like I do.

However, I do have to be thankful. It was in this pathetic abyss of boredom that I picked up poker as a real science. Learnt everything from the basics, position, odds, expected value, equity, bankroll management, bluffs, slow plays, balls, sex, love, and started getting real good at it. :D Played on PokerStars and built up a bankroll, which was eventually busted. :(

But, that being besides the point.

Jul: 9/10
Really glad school resumed. Everything got off to a good start. Could get really cosy in class. I still recall all the fuss over DotA here. Everyone started ego-balling over it lol. Sigh, dead tradition I guess. But I must say that while it lasted it was fun.

Speaking of dota, I must say I also am getting really good at it. :D Ok, I know I am sounding like a completely conceited cocky bitch. But heck, not everyone can get 75% win rate consistently. Most make do with less than 60 anyway. :) Ladder level is 10. :))

Aug-Sep: 5/10
Drought in this blog. Emo streak I guess. I probably had a little screw-up here. Hmm. Got on the wrong end of people, probably. Classroom politics can be quite a bitch lol.

HOO WAS CREATED!

Oct: 8/10
Well, you may label me a weirdo for rating the month of EOYs so highly. Well, the mugging (Chinese) was not pleasant, without a doubt. But, what came was pretty cool. For once I genuinely enjoyed the LAN outings. All games were of high quality, not like Garena ladder pub standard. -.-

*Sends run-of-the-mill SMS, it's the new year!*

Nov: 6/10
As usual, boredom. Sigh. HOO expanded like a ball though. Cool bunch of doods. Just dota, here and there. Aand of course, there was the fail 5v5 GarenaSG.

Dec: 10/10
PERFECT! Best month of the year imo.

1) Poker
2) Dota
3) Poker
4) More poker

And not FTP-style poker. Cos' that's just sad. Oh my god.

You have no fricken idea how good a game of Texas Hold'em feels right after a drought. And I am up! :D

Ah well, pretty much sums up my boring life. I am at home blogging while most people are out there at some countdown party lol. I would like to see how they get home though, MRT and buses all not in operation. !! !!

Ah well.

New year resolutions?

None, really. I am out of steam.

Till' next time, peeps.

pardon

2009-12-13T08:52:00.000-08:00

Bear with me while I am experimenting with this new blogskin.

Still figuring how to work out some kinks.

And very importantly, putting back my tagboard. Hmmph.

cheer

2009-12-12T18:43:00.000-08:00

Oh my god! Someone please tell me I am not a pedophile!

Cos' I am totally in LOVE with this little kid!!! :D

Need an antidepressant? Pop one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4

*Check out that ukulele orgasm at 1:16. It's totally adorable :)*

I doubt that will fail to make anyone's day. But it only gets better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Akkmwz38M

*ALOHA!!! 1.27 :D*

I mean, playing an existing song is like already extreme for a 5-year-old. When I was that age, I was what, watching Barney? Sesame Street? Toilet training? But he goes on the create his original song! My heart just totally melted.

PLUS the first video is only 6 days old and has 2.5 million views. Even freak shows like Lady Gaga (think LoveGame/Bad Romance) can't garner that much views. Totally owned.

Michael Jackson, Madonna, move aside.

Btw he's a Japanese. And a completely kawaii one at that. OMG.

When I have a kid, he'd better be of this calibre.

P.S.: Thanks for sharing the vid. :)

help

2009-12-12T09:10:00.000-08:00

Someone save me from this hellhole. I feel like utter crap and I don't even know why.

retrospective

2009-12-12T09:03:00.000-08:00

It's one midnight.

I don't know what I am doing in front of the computer. Feeling like an insomniac, perhaps. Good to have ten million fireflies and ten thousand lightning bugs to keep me company. Meaningful song.

It really is funny the way things turn out to be.

Displacement, they call it.

I am not even making any sense. Heck.

dead

2009-12-10T00:58:00.000-08:00

Gosh.

The two largest passions of my life that I hold dear to are now dead.

Yes, dead. Killed. Murdered.

fml.

vengeance

2009-12-06T18:09:00.000-08:00

Yes, vengeance. :D

Sure, you still lucked me out by shoving K3 into KT and winning 10 bucks differential, but w/e. I won more.

And every time I come back to check my blog, I keep on asking myself why did I even create one.

Prime reason: Spam.

Ok, perhaps I forgot about all the embarrassing stuff that people can dig up from the past, but yeah. Spam. And I think it is impossible to miss it. MY BLOG IS TOTALLY UNDER SIEGE.

Well, those highlighted red are genuine posts, not that you needed much discretion to realise. As for those in green, I consider them legitimate or at the very least, not so extreme bullshit posts. I kinda like the purple ones. The rest are just scum-generated posts.

Gah, I mean the poker references were funny, and the initial post was somewhat motivational, even if fail. But hey, right after I leaked my blog URL, boomz.

Totally. All that crap in a span of 2 days? Wow.

In reverse chronological order as of time of blogging/ranting/whatever:

7 Dec 09, 10:02

elwin: lol sure thing

6 Dec 09, 22:56

Alvin: hey. holy **** spam lol. linkk me thanksss

5 Dec 09, 23:30

roy: lol elwin ban la.

5 Dec 09, 22:26

kevin: my god, what a no life.

5 Dec 09, 18:48

Phil Ivey: yea me too

5 Dec 09, 18:47

Cleon: sorry elwin for spamming

5 Dec 09, 18:47

Ryan: sorry elwin for spamming

5 Dec 09, 18:47

Andre: sorry elwin for spamming like a ****er

5 Dec 09, 18:44

elwin: you motha-fckas can't deny

5 Dec 09, 18:44

elwin: and i cannot lie

5 Dec 09, 18:21

elwin: i love gay secks

5 Dec 09, 18:19

Phil Ivey: OH MY GOD I JUST EXPLODED

5 Dec 09, 18:14

Phil Ivey: hit me baby one more time

5 Dec 09, 18:12

Cleon: spammer...

5 Dec 09, 18:12

Ryan: f me

5 Dec 09, 18:12

Ryan: f m

5 Dec 09, 18:12

Ryan: f me

5 Dec 09, 18:12

Ryan: f me

5 Dec 09, 18:12

Ryan: f uu

5 Dec 09, 18:11

Cleon: then i shall continue xD

5 Dec 09, 18:10

Cleon: really?

5 Dec 09, 18:10

elwin: although its funr eading this

5 Dec 09, 18:09

elwin: it wasnt me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

5 Dec 09, 18:07

Phil Ivey: omg elwin. dont suicide. theres always a way out. we can talk things over

5 Dec 09, 17:58

elwin: god i suck. bb cruel world

5 Dec 09, 17:57

elwin: i guess i have no life then

5 Dec 09, 17:12

elwin: all you dumb asses really need to get a life and stop defiling my tagboard.

5 Dec 09, 17:04

elwin: and the funny thing is, every single post by elwin wasnt even me

5 Dec 09, 15:31

Phil Ivey: so do i

5 Dec 09, 15:31

elwin: i wank to aces you know

4 Dec 09, 17:53

Phil Ivey: nah let's hook up on my private plane

4 Dec 09, 17:45

elwin: sure hotel 81 7pm

4 Dec 09, 14:06

Phil Ivey: wanna meet up?

4 Dec 09, 13:08

Phil Ivey: really lets have fun together

4 Dec 09, 13:08

elwin: i love being gay

4 Dec 09, 13:02

Phil Ivey: Sad that the odds are against you.

4 Dec 09, 12:13

elwin: LOL kinky pony np

4 Dec 09, 01:58

roy: pony!

3 Dec 09, 17:14

elwin: gosh. one more time, i am so removing my tagboard

3 Dec 09, 17:12

elwin: i am a dumb faggot

3 Dec 09, 17:12

elwin: zz all you dumb faggots, stop pls

3 Dec 09, 17:11

elwin: i suck

3 Dec 09, 17:11

Joe Cada: You are my anti-thesis.

3 Dec 09, 17:11

elwin: zz dont spam pls tq

3 Dec 09, 17:11

Daniel Negreanu: did u know two pair beats one pair

3 Dec 09, 17:10

elwin: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO HILARIOUS

3 Dec 09, 17:10

elwin: LOL

3 Dec 09, 17:10

elwin: LOL SO SPOT ON

3 Dec 09, 17:10

elwin: who's next, daniel negreanu?

3 Dec 09, 17:09

Daniel Negreanu: I love you i love you you are my pokeridol

3 Dec 09, 16:15

Chris Ferguson: 5% of your bankroll! 5% of your bankroll!

3 Dec 09, 16:14

Gus Hansen: Your play is way too tight! Watch my vids!

3 Dec 09, 16:08

elwin: Phil Ivey LOLOLOL wah i damn famous le PI come my blog -.- nice try rayner thanks anyway lolol

3 Dec 09, 12:38

Phil Ivey: Hey Elwin, come on its not the end of your poker game man. Get out there the next round and go kick some ass! You can do it! Goos luck!

tagboard faggots

2009-12-05T01:58:00.000-08:00

Cleon, fuck off.

Or whoever it is.

Thank you.

awry

2009-12-02T18:22:00.000-08:00

I really can't believe my luck or lack thereof.

Probability of AQ suited dominated preflop by a random hand = 2.56%

Probability of QQ losing to 75 offsuit = 17.48%

Probability of flopped two pair getting rivered by flush = 15.91%

Probability of getting backdoored = 4.16%

Probability of 2 outer hitting for full house against overpair = 4.55%

Therefore, probability of being the victim of all the above = 0.0256 x 0.1748 x 0.1591 x 0.0416 x 0.0455 = 0.0000013475854106624.

0.0000013475854106624.

0.0000013475854106624?

0.0000013475854106624??

Gosh, that is almost a thousandth of one percent.

However, I omitted one working.

Probability of being the victim of all the above as me = 0.0000013475854106624 x Elwin factor = 100%

I swear I could suicide. -.-

And guess what? The best part is, all those cost me 46 bucks.

I mean, come on. Poker is supposed to be a game of skill about brains and balls, but it is now regrettably reduced into a game of chance about bad beats and backdoors. I am so sick of witnessing my hands, entering the pot as favourites, then falling to suckouts after suckouts.

This is unfair. Just plain wrong. I mean, I have been betting substantially for preventing decent pot odds for all these luckboxes. Nope, wrong. "Let's call Elwin and pray for a two-outer, hit anyway and extract his entire stack." It works more of that way.

I am quitting poker.

Funny, considering what I wrote two posts ago.

perturbed

2009-11-30T18:34:00.000-08:00

Perhaps the 2012 Mayan prophecy is underway and getting inexorably fulfilled.

Not the movie style. All the collapsing sets are really so convincing. Please, increased sunspot activity cant cause all that extreme shit. I did like how the movie subtly insulted the Chinese people. Quite astute. Oo

But more of a sexuality thing.

First off, something more distant. I must admit 'For Your Entertainment' (the single) is an extremely polished production with a rather exotic and somewhat kinky vibe. I did not so much like 'Time For Miracles' though, a little on the pretentious, overly-hyped side.

Moving on to my main point, the American Music Awards. God. I swear I got a paroxysm of seizures from the sheer and unadulterated level of wrong. In case you did not know what I am rambling about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4VCGapoMo (the only video I could find since YouTube removed lots of other ones, pardon the low quality // chances are it will get removed soon anyway)

This is the ultimate symbol of wrong. Please don't watch it if you intend to keep your mind free from evil. -.-

I mean, if you are BDSM freak, alright. Absolutely no opinion, considering my unwarranted knowledge about it. But, please keep your very own fetishes AND orientation to yourself. This was aired on national television (YES!) right in the morning of a weekend. What does that mean?

I am totally not surprised the kink subculture is proliferating. And that is cause for concern. Really, Adam Lambert, what were you thinking when you whipping and leading these near-naked men on leashes, parading them around like slaves in plain sight of children.

God. I am so not turned on.

That being wrong, I say something which also deserves some condemnation.

Some comment on an Adam Lambert video went like 'too pity his gay......hope he become a man'

OH PLEASE! How many homophobes out there can grasp proper grammar and speak immaculate English. I revel in the fail. But even if the view was properly constructed, the underlying flaw is pissing.

Can we get this clear once and for all, bitches? Being a man does not entail being a 'straight' or being masculine. Come on. This society needs to stop measuring a man's worth by : 1) Bicep size 2) Wallet size 3) Dick size 4) Size (height -.-) 5) Orientation. Yes.

The meaningfulness of a man's life is derived from the fact that he has been a good husband, son, father and friend. Although you may argue being a gay naturally precludes being a husband and father LOL, but you get my point.

And my second point is just beyond disturbing, considering I know him. -.-

Whatever, cheers for being overly sensitive. Meanwhile I'd ignore all the pieces of the puzzle that miraculously fell into place.

Keep this world sane, god.

randomfest

2009-11-26T18:23:00.000-08:00

Thank you, god, for creating the most marvelous game that ever existed in this accursed world (aka No Limit Texas Hold'em).

Exeunt.

And one more thing, ten dollar buy-in is fail. Make it fifty. So I can win fivefold. Thank you.

External quote:

"be ready to lose ur money elwin...muahahahaha we all know your playing/betting style now :)"

Lol, fail. :)

I shall resist the blight of facebook.

day 4: pyrogenic

2009-11-10T18:25:00.001-08:00

This fever is killing me.

day 3: routine

2009-11-09T01:02:00.000-08:00

Oh. My. God.

I am so bored.

Yesterday's lan-fest was really fun. Out of all 6 prefixed matches, I won all. :) Of course, my side was the HOO clan, which is now rapidly expanding to include people I don't even really know very well. O.o

In alphabetical order:

hoogapooga - Ryan

hoogepooge - Me

hoogfpoogf - Sam Chan

hoogipoogi - Cleon

hooglpoogl - Imposter (Lesmana)

hoogopoogo - Andre

hoogrpoogr - Bad Sam

hoogupoogu - Kai Jun

hoogxpoogx - Rayner

hoogypoogy - Imposter, no idea who

hoogzpoogz - JJ

26-11=15 slots left. Omg.

I am probably the noobest of the bunch. :S

Gah, I really can't help but feel life is so unfair. Simply don't want to talk about it. This entire crap is really draining my soul.

I had an extremely wicked and sickening dream yesterday. I dreamt that I became extremely fat, for no reason whatsoever. Really weird and disturbing.

SO I decided to actually spend some time everyday working out. Not gym-style, but just trying to keep somewhat fit. I don't know, but at any rate, I am definitely very unfit as of now, so yeah.

Funny how I always make weird resolutions during the holidays, stick to it but fail anyway. (Last year's was getting a godlike GPA. Not that I am unhappy with my current one, but it's sad anyway.)

Completely lethargic from the sore inactivity. Been playing poker online at Full Tilt whole day long. My current bankroll is kinda cool, from 1000 to 80k++. Making more.

Sigh. I wish I would get laid and get a life.

I would rot into nothingness at this rate.

day 1

2009-11-06T19:00:00.000-08:00

It's been a day since the start of the holidays.

Damn. I am already missing everyone.

Let me try to recall anything significant that happened yesterday in chronological order.

Yesterday was somewhat eventful.

Er, the first thing that struck my mind was the hate mail. Yes! Oh man, I feel hurt. :'(

It went like this. Everyone was given 2 pieces of paper. Then you had to write some sort of a message to someone else, one to anyone and one to someone you were assigned.

Initially, everything went alright. I got 3 messages which were all good. Cool. Then came the hate mail. ARGH! I still can't figure who wrote them, not that it matters. They went something along the lines of 'Screw off' or 'Think you're smart? Think again.' I must be sounding like a loser now.

When I got them, I was like, what the hell! Omg. Forget it. I threw them away later on anyway. At least 2 more normal mails came along to soothe my already emotionally scarred mind. O.o

After-school poker. Lost approx 56 dollars to Sang Ju in some sad donkfest all-in poker. At the worst point I was down 80 to him. But never mind, at least I recouped some of that by gambling on Hangman.

Yeah, cool shit. Every mistake was staked at 1 dollar. Won about 8 bucks from 6 puzzles in total. Was fun too, most of the puzzles were sexual. Bet I could beat you on that. ;p

Holidays are getting to be screwed up. Four sets of article review (Chinese too!) are staring at me from the table right across.

Gah. I was pinning my hopes on blogging to kill time. Looks like it failed apparently.

Till tomorrow.

3.8

2009-11-02T02:09:00.000-08:00

English, 3.6.

Chinese, 3.2.

Geography, 3.6.

2009 ggwpbbtq.

Gah, I feel so depressed. Not because of my grades.

Maybe I should stop being so paranoid.

Just got to wait and see I guess.

Ah well.

Dead blog.

new life

2009-10-22T01:27:00.000-07:00

Ah, back to the business of blogging, been really remote nowadays. I shall breathe new life into this blog!

It's been 4 months and 4 days since the last post. EOYs are nearly past! Yeah!

Then again, I am also kinda regretful of many things. Grh...

Oh man, I lost touch of blogging, but here we go.

Sigh. Friends must have been angels sent from heaven. Thank you SO SO SO SO SO much! I don't know how I got through this period of hell. Yes, pure hell. I will be ever grateful to you. // :)

Yeah, I feel so sorry for beloved David. :'( His parents are divorcing and I don't see goddamn why when they have such a sweet child besides the fact Pop visited a whorehouse. God, that must suck. I feel for you, really do.

I had an epiphany.

I am going to go insane after tomorrow. INSANE! Right after HCL (I foresee GG), the entire HOO clan will go LAN for the whole day. Best thing is, I don't have to pay a single cent! Lesmana is sponsoring. Oo

But before we talk about that, we still have Biology, for which I have absolutely no clue about. Damn, will mug after I finishing whining about life here.

EOY Standings

Subject CA Score Requisite EOY score for target Chances

Eng 80% 80% - 4.0 [32/40] Coin flip, languages are unpredictable.

*HCL ~69% 71.5% - 3.6 [143/200] Lol. I'd pray.

*Math 84% 74% - 4.0 [89/120] Yeah, sure bag.

Bio 88% 68% - 4.0 [Max score?] (Haven't taken yet, seems easy)

Chem 97% 54.5% - 4.0 [44/80] All-in. Anyone calling? Damn.

Phy 87% 69.5% - 4.0 [56/80] Very confident, paper was dirt cheap.

Geog 71% 93.5% - 4.0 [38/40] Forget it. Discounted under GPA system.

SS 74% 89% - 4.0 [27/30] Nah, settling for 3.6. Thanks, Conrad.

That means, if all goes well, I can get a laptop if GPA really hits 3.9 as expected. :D But nah, I am realistic. I am only pinning my hopes on a 3.6 on Chinese. SPEAKING of which, I so damn regret laying the $5 bet that I would score 3.6 for HCL with Teun Yee. And with Sang Ju $10 for that my Math Paper B score > his. Bye in advance, 3 Vege Delights. Not like I go to that ripoff place.

But heck. 8 down, 2 to go. We're at the river. Only at the showdown you'll see I flopped the royal flush (or ALIENWARE M17X!!! OMFG!!!).

Till then, all we have left is hope.

Signing off with lots of love,

A worldly boy, Elwin.

boom boom poop

2009-06-18T04:50:00.000-07:00

Ugh, don't get me started.

Whenever I hear this song on the radio, shockingly terrifying dimensions of suckage and disgust unfold upon my pitiful ears. This would be #4 on my crimes against humanity list, only slightly behind Adolf Hitler, Britney Spears and you. Then again, being the longest staying single on the Billboard Hot 100 in this cursed decade, I am forced to re-evaluate and lower my opinions of humanity instead.

Come along and join me punks, as I peel this adorable onion of fail.

"Here we go, here we go, satellite radio,

Y'all getting hit with boom boom.

Beats so big I'm stepping on leprechauns,

Shitting on y'all with the boom boom."

What on this besieged earth is that supposed to mean, Will.I.Am?

Another one for your consideration.

"I'm on that HD flat,

This beat go boom boom bap."

Absolutely nothing from those two lines tell me you have been attempting to be a good lyricist by conveniently conjuring one of your nonsense words to make your crap rhyme. Here's a tip for you, Black Eyed Peas: Making your trash rhyme ain't gon' change the fact that this song sucks junk. Get creative.

What a grotesque lampoon of pop culture Boom Boom Pow is. Yucks.

Love you, DonBito!

anniversaries

2009-06-18T04:14:00.000-07:00

Yay, this blog is a month old.

monotony

2009-06-16T21:59:00.000-07:00

Ok, I am really bored. As if you could not tell.

I mean, really. Then again, you are probably are bored too, reading this piece of crap.

I need a life.

And an elaborate trip through Orchard Road does not allow me to find a nice and decent bag which is non-Crumpler. They are just so ostentatious. Bleh.

And is it not stupid of me to exchange an old wallet full of cash for a new wallet that is sorely empty.

I love irony.

phantasm

2009-06-16T21:58:00.000-07:00

Hmm, I am short. So is this post. Equivocation.

futility

2009-06-11T23:19:00.000-07:00

Argh. Can't go to that wretch's concert after all.

lady gaga!

2009-06-09T21:39:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I know. She is one attention seeker not worthy of anyone's attention... But a star's a star and I want to meet her. So, here's to life.

I signed up for SingtelAMPed, the official party for Lady Gaga's Singapore tour. But they are not retailing tickets. Instead, they want referrals. Therefore, I need EVERYONE whom I know to let me refer them, so I can get to be "AMPed" by Gaga.

Thanks!

mac's bad

2009-06-08T23:42:00.001-07:00

Hey, that rhymed!

Lol. I actually forgot I had a blog all this while.

Ah well.

"When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies."

Not really. When I grow up, I am going to make sure I orchestrate the downfall of McDonald's.

a story of a boy

2009-06-08T22:44:00.000-07:00

Hey, kiddos!

Elwin is here to tell you a story, a very sad story of a boy, named Nicholas Viljoen. And another boy named Joseph.

Nicholas was a happy boy. Although he was poor and constantly hungry, his parents saved all they could and bought him the best. Under the apartheid system in South Africa, blacks like Nicholas were denied of basic human rights to a decent life. Cabbage soup was a staple, since they could not afford anything else. Once in a blue moon, the Viljoens would have an unexpectedly good harvest and they could have some steamed tapioca.

This is Nicholas. Malnourished, don't you think?

You may now be wondering, since they grew tapioca, why would they not have enough food to eat? Well, the answer is McDonald's. You know those prominent golden arches you see everywhere? Yeah, that place is evil.

Back to Nicholas, shall we? The South African government, rife with corruption, is obsessed with money and couldn't care less about the welfare of people like Nicholas. It is these pathetic elements of the world our dear corporation targets. For a ridiculously low amount of money, McDonald's buys huge tracts of lands from these governments, many of which violate the lands of agricultural families, like the Viljoens.

One fateful day (for Nicholas. there's always a fateful day everyday somewhere in the world because our McDonald's is bent on world domination), McDonald's decided to buy over the tract of land Nicholas lives in. Refusing to leave their rightful property behind in the hands of this global bitch, they stayed on against the eviction order.

Guess what happened to Nicholas?

He was shot dead by the military, along with his parents and siblings. Other farmers who succumbed to this atrocious subjugation usually die anyway, having no method of sustaining themselves.

And, that was the end of Nicholas. Tragic end, is it not. But fret not, for the story has not come to an end yet.

The land, now clear of these 'backward people', is used to rear animals for the mouths of those morbidly obese McDonald's loving motherfuckers. Yes, it is a travesty of the Homo sapiens. But, ah well, what can people like Nicholas do? Nothing. It takes not a genius to realise that this stupidly capitalistic world is driven by sex, money and more sex. Maybe more money.

"Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow."

Uh-huh. Halfway around the planet, we have a boy named Joseph. This fat boy indulges at McDonald's every single day. By fat, I mean fat. As if you did not know. He grew up like that, till later on... (Yeah, later on)

And, this is Joseph.

The cows are fed with their own shit (Yes! You have been paying to eat cow feces!) antibiotics and pumped with lots of growth hormones to make their tits big enough to pass off as a blue whale's dick. And you know what? In order to cut expenditure, the calves are fed the mother's milk for the first hour.

Not that bad yet, huh? Judging they even get to taste their mommy. Don't worry, they get more. After slaughtering these mama cows, the baby cows get a taste of their mom's blood. That is simply beyond words. Pretty much tantamount to slicing up your mom (already undoable), placing her in this massive funnel to collect all this blood (what the perverted fuck?) and then drinking it (ok, this is the pinnacle of wrong).

Too bad those McDonald's executives simply can't be arsed with that, other than the fact they mask it from the public so well.

Nonetheless, this disgusting product of sickening origins gets shipped over to the States, or wherever there are obese and McDonald loving people (well, these two are synonymous actually). Then, they get packaged into these 'recyclable packaging made of recycled paper' which fool tree huggers into being less guilty about consuming there.

Before we get to their business ethics, let us examine the food itself.

While seemingly full of impressive figures regarding calories, fat content, all that is actually irrelevant crap decided to distract you from its gross constituents and manufacture process. I mean, just look at a darned Big Mac in that packaging. It oozes fats into 'recyclable packaging made of recycled paper', which really gets thrown into the bin anyway.

And you are participating in deforestation. And the packaging is made of virgin pulp with a teeny weeny bit of recycled paper. Yes, you have been fooled, environmentally conscious people. The sad thing is, all the stupid lies McDonald's perpetuates in their advertisements go unchallenged and the public is brainwashed.

Well, you may not really friggen care. Let me get to the point. The convulsing one.

By eating out at Macs (perhaps for social reasons), you are screwing up your sex life.

Joseph is now a working adult (whilst Nicholas has been dead). A living abomination not too uncommon in the world nowadays, he is shunned by sane, intelligent and people of well, average and normal weight. Fortunately, our dear Joseph finds a soulmate of comparable, if not worse weight.

Their romance flourished rapidly (in McDonald's) till one day they decided to get dirty. But, aw shucks, they were dirty, but did not get dirty.

What? That made no sense.

Let me explain. Both massive slimeballs of lipids were slobbering against each other in a jelly-like motion on the bed. Slosh. Squish. Alright, I should stop being so descriptive. Joseph was incapable of ejaculation. And the lady, unsatisfied by the incompetent penis so short for it was surrounded by pubic fats, walked off the bed, leaving Joseph so sad.

5 years on, Joseph was diagnosed with testicular cancer and his tryst partner had breast cancer all these while. Thanks to the carcinogens in McDonald's food.

Bleh. Moral of the story:

1) McDonald's is bad. That's why Africa is so sad.

2) McDonald's is evil. They are responsible for many deaths in the world, including animals.

3) McDonald's couldn't give a fuck about you. As such, we have so many fat asses in the world.

4) Do not go there.

After reading this, if you still enter a McDonald's branch, you are either mentally retarded or not a friend of mine. Bleh.

That was really hateful.

failure

2009-06-01T02:38:00.000-07:00

"aliciagoh pwned simelwin's head for a fail GPA in white paper."

Oh man, I felt really good about the white paper. It looks so darned professional and full of bombastic words too. Sadly, it came back SLAMMED big time.

I was browsing through her comments affixed onto my draft itself. First three pages were like: Good. Good :) Good!

The rest was hell.

Argh. I am reeling in pwned-ness. Social Studies suck.

project completion

2009-05-31T22:50:00.001-07:00

"If you want to see my top pair, show me your nuts."

Haha. I love wordplay, with poker too.

Anyway, I finished my white paper. Cheers.

boredom

2009-05-30T22:06:00.000-07:00

Christ. It's the second day of the holidays, and I am already bored out. I foresee death due to inactivity within the next month. Sigh. Funny how some people like it when they have nothing to do, but I need to be busy to thrive.

Therefore, I am wandering in cyberspace, in a futile attempt to kill time, and guess what I chanced upon.

We are currently having a darned project on some imaginary piece of land named Xlandia. Yeah, just how creative can the Social Studies department in RI get. So, armed with the modern weapon of Google, I set off, only to retrieve some really steamy and saucy content.

Really, with some retarded land named Xlandia, what would you think my search term would be? Xlandia, huh. Google 'Xlandia'. 'I'm feeling lucky.' Not that I really am, given that I lost 33 bucks in poker. Bleh.

Fotos Porno Gratis. Sounds Spanish to me. Once again, Google comes to the rescue, this time as a translator. That meant, Free Porno Pictures. Cool. How could I not click it?

Oh well. Not exactly helping in my quest to finish the report.

So, I was off to the second link. And I found out the whole Xlandia project was a complete ripoff from the Buck Institute of Education. Funny how we have been indoctrinated with virtues of academic integrity, not plagiarizing, blah blah.

This world is an ironic one.

the end begins

2009-05-29T02:58:00.000-07:00

Yay. Terminator Salvation.

And the holidays. Aw shucks, I am already missing everyone to a certain extent.

diplomacy

2009-05-28T03:14:00.000-07:00

Bleh, I will never master the art of classroom politics.

They say honesty is the best policy. Definitely not, for honesty kills in the real world. Take the Bio CT today for example. Apparently, many people were trading answers in between lessons, so those taking the test towards the end of the day pretty much had all the marks secured. Me, being no exception, had all the MCQs memorized.

Hmm, that sentence was extremely incriminating, but heck. Anyway, Ng Kai Yong caught wind of it and interrogated the class trying to find out who distributed the answers, to fail. To be absolutely honest, I was partially responsible in the spreading of the answers. (Catch me.) I mean, come on, who would admit it.

So, on the other end on the continuum we have have diplomacy. I am here, and it really can be quite an annoying ass.

Well, I absolutely cannot stand irrational people, so I make it a conscious effort to be rational. As such, I live by a set of rules. One of them being diplomacy, I make it a point not to offend anyone, even if I really despise them.

Sigh.

apocalypse

2009-05-27T04:36:00.000-07:00

C'est la vie. Life is rather screwed up.

Man, don't I sound like an emo.

I shall rot and wither in sadness and tragedy. :(